tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post6829390065123050205..comments2023-06-08T09:12:49.418-07:00Comments on A Good (Enough) Woman: Dear Student Who Takes the CakeGood Enough Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-74643165693429870262010-12-10T09:12:23.962-08:002010-12-10T09:12:23.962-08:00Me LOL. Me thinks you are all bonkers and need to...Me LOL. Me thinks you are all bonkers and need to step away from the grading! Right NOW!<br />*points glitter pen at everyone*<br />jcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-71711292126956590952010-12-09T13:10:56.018-08:002010-12-09T13:10:56.018-08:00TSB, You leave message? Me not hear.TSB, You leave message? Me not hear.Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-75941249632679684992010-12-09T04:02:15.468-08:002010-12-09T04:02:15.468-08:00Me try to call GEW yesterday. ME coming to CA.Me try to call GEW yesterday. ME coming to CA.The Thirty-Something Bridehttp://thethirtysomethingbride.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-92146186844837646082010-12-07T12:51:07.950-08:002010-12-07T12:51:07.950-08:00Technically, me still have two days of teaching le...Technically, me still have two days of teaching left. Me no want to teach. Me leaving early today. Me grade at home.Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-57240324354989932010-12-07T09:20:37.642-08:002010-12-07T09:20:37.642-08:00Me done teaching. Me grade like fiend, too. We d...Me done teaching. Me grade like fiend, too. We deserve cookie.Inkhttp://inktopia.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-76062737426803157472010-12-06T16:07:57.751-08:002010-12-06T16:07:57.751-08:00I'm also done teaching. I'm grading from h...I'm also done teaching. I'm grading from here on out. Nobody better ask for anything in the next 24 hours. They have research papers due tomorrow, and I know I'm going to be getting panicked calls and/or emails today. Sorry about your luck, people. What have the last 15 weeks been about? Nothing I can say today is going to change anything they can do. Blerg.Fie upon this quiet life!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12047096700049201873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-32405584533332757612010-12-06T14:05:26.475-08:002010-12-06T14:05:26.475-08:00Nope. Not surprised one bit.
I'm glad you me...Nope. Not surprised one bit.<br /><br />I'm glad you met up with the Cookie Monster! Me like cookies when me mark down Fs.<br />*nom nom nom nom nom nom*<br />jcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-3310720030063770792010-12-06T13:02:16.062-08:002010-12-06T13:02:16.062-08:00Is anyone surprised that he didn't show up tod...Is anyone surprised that he didn't show up today to turn in his essay? <br /><br />What's that? You want more help even after the due date? No. I'm done with that one. Me done teaching. Now me just grade.Good Enough Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16531793545583712309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-13482221700915052872010-12-03T08:22:06.438-08:002010-12-03T08:22:06.438-08:00Brava! And I had one student this past semester to...Brava! And I had one student this past semester to whom I gave a midterm F, then later dropped him for excessive absences. He pleaded that without the course he'd lose financial aid, so he'd stay in it and work and maintain good attendance again if I'd just let him stay. So I did. THEN, I sent him two emails reminding him that with a grade in the 20-30th percentile, he would not be passing the course. I got no reply, but he kept attending, and working. So when I finally held him back after class to say: I know your main concern was to stay enrolled, even though you can't pass the class, he was astonished that he couldn't pass. I said it wasn't personal, just mathematical. He skipped the last week of classes in disgust. <br /><br />Really? Really???loveskidlithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10183156176146627991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-35093280015044856532010-12-03T06:52:41.178-08:002010-12-03T06:52:41.178-08:00Wait, I already spelled it wrong. Guess I am so no...Wait, I already spelled it wrong. Guess I am so not a LIONSES. Or a LIONESES.<br /><br />Will just stick with Glitter Pen Chick.Inkhttp://inktopia.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-65111278545540437332010-12-03T06:51:20.827-08:002010-12-03T06:51:20.827-08:00Lionses? YAY! We are all now officially LIONSES-...Lionses? YAY! We are all now officially LIONSES---roaaaar!<br /><br />And, btw, I adore my glitter pen. JC, how did you know I loved purple ink with rainbow sparkles? Thank you!Inkhttp://inktopia.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-52004990745345853442010-12-03T00:39:59.484-08:002010-12-03T00:39:59.484-08:00Beyond amazing! Who pays for this student's tu...Beyond amazing! Who pays for this student's tuition?Gagahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14040791858304752602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-19017770620204186312010-12-02T23:30:24.706-08:002010-12-02T23:30:24.706-08:00Yes, Ink, I will. I have a good set of stairs I c...Yes, Ink, I will. I have a good set of stairs I can throw papers down. HO HO HO - Glitter Pen For EVERYONE!<br /><br />Another blogger (GMP) this week wrote about how a stu brought a bottle of orange juice to her office as a gift (*cough* bribe) while he bullshitted her about test points. She didn't take the bait or bribe. OFFS.<br />jc <br />word verif: lioneses. <br />RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-41354358812978174452010-12-02T22:41:25.651-08:002010-12-02T22:41:25.651-08:00Brava, GEW! OMG, how could you keep a straight fa...Brava, GEW! OMG, how could you keep a straight face?<br /><br />JC, will you grade my classes, too?Inkhttp://inktopia.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-18791642112296762102010-12-02T22:38:23.626-08:002010-12-02T22:38:23.626-08:00Oh my god. I love you. This is an LOL post if I...Oh my god. I love you. This is an LOL post if I've ever seen one. I actually read it aloud to my hubby to exhibit that I'm not the only one with crazy, moronic students.Fie upon this quiet life!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12047096700049201873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-20034310455384932572010-12-02T21:55:42.295-08:002010-12-02T21:55:42.295-08:00There's at least one in every section. Why is ...There's at least one in every section. Why is this???<br /><br />I hope your tree is BEAUTIFUL. If you missed out on the decoration, there are still ways to get in on the adornment. Like go get that glitter pen you'll be using to write the F on the final draft. 'Tis the season, you know. Then glitter up that paper within an inch of its sad life.<br /><br />Or a better use of time: pour yourself some port and open the super fancy chocolates.<br /><br />;)This Ro(a)mantic Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09324882155203905958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-17566774991468632762010-12-02T20:50:04.724-08:002010-12-02T20:50:04.724-08:00PREACH!!
Love this!!
Can you some to my class an...PREACH!!<br /><br />Love this!!<br /><br />Can you some to my class and give this speech?courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09625207113815261173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-220995767842596634.post-22288693169695857332010-12-02T15:04:32.132-08:002010-12-02T15:04:32.132-08:00I'll give stu an F for you.
F.
Now put up yo...I'll give stu an F for you.<br /><br />F.<br /><br />Now put up your tree!<br />jcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com