Tuesday, September 7, 2010

FYI: That Only Works for Robert Plant

Dear guy I saw on campus this morning,

Based on your age, I can tell that you grew up in the 70s. But you need to know something: That look you're sporting? The one with jeans that have a short inseam that cuts to one side of your package so that said package becomes so prominently noticed on the other side of the seam? Yeah, that. Well, as far as I know, Robert Plant is the only guy who's really ever rocked that style in a way that wasn't alarming, silly, and/or desperate.

Get yourself some loose fitting jeans. Pronto.

Sincerely,
GEW

8 comments:

Ink said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

You forgot about Right Said Fred.

ON THE CATWALK!
jc

Fie upon this quiet life! said...

ew ma gawd. For real - buy some pants that fit. No one should have to look at that!

C. Troubadour said...

GEW hath spoken!

I'm cringing just thinking about the sight -- not for the visual but just imagining the agony of one misstep ...

courtney said...

I think that's my student!

The PhD Pimpernel said...

Why??? Why?? do these people not own a mirror?

Good Enough Woman said...

Ink, I know, right?

jc, Ah, yes! I'm too sexy . . .

Fie, I know, right?

CT, You are NOT kidding with that.

Court, the guy looked about 47. And strange. That him?

Pimpernel, I'm betting this guy has several full-length mirrors and that he works hard to get this look. *shiver*

TKW said...

Cracking Up!