Setting: The playground at my son's school, Saturday morning. The kids are playing on the slides.
Boy: Want to see me do a wiener buster? [followed by great laughter]
Me: A what?!
Boy: [Laughing, going up the slide] A wiener buster.
Boy: [He gets to the top of the slide and points out a large, bumpy ridge between two slides] That's the wiener buster.
Me: Oh, that doesn't look like a good idea.
Boy: [Nodding in serious contemplation, he goes down the regular slide]
Girl: [Goes down the slide on her belly, feet first]. I did a vagina smusher!
Me and the Boy: [Laughing]
Girl: [yelling from the top of the slide] It made a vagina sandwich! And then someone can eat my vagina!!!