Setting: The playground at my son's school, Saturday morning. The kids are playing on the slides.
Boy: Want to see me do a wiener buster? [followed by great laughter]
Me: A what?!
Boy: [Laughing, going up the slide] A wiener buster.
Boy: [He gets to the top of the slide and points out a large, bumpy ridge between two slides] That's the wiener buster.
Me: Oh, that doesn't look like a good idea.
Boy: [Nodding in serious contemplation, he goes down the regular slide]
Girl: [Goes down the slide on her belly, feet first]. I did a vagina smusher!
Me and the Boy: [Laughing]
Girl: [yelling from the top of the slide] It made a vagina sandwich! And then someone can eat my vagina!!!
End scene.
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We're still working on pronunciation over here. During many a diaper change I hear, "I have a Magina. Mama has a Magina." :)
Yes, the girl used to have a "Bagina." In fact, I think that the she asserted a slightly unique pronunciation from the top of the slide, but I can't remember what it was. I think I blocked it out.
I'm speechless... ;)
Laughing...you can't make this shit up, can you?
Don't worry by the time she's 14 she have stopped going down slides!!! Boys - they never grow out of it!
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Perfect. Just perfect.
YES! PARENTING! YES!
HA! That's awesome.
Did I even know I had a Bagina when I was 4? I don't think so.
HAAAAAAAAAAH!
*note to self- make the wife read this when you get home*
Reminds me of my son's face when his new friend told him her name was Jemima!
Alyson, That is priceless. I can TOTALLY see that look on his face. And thanks for stopping by!
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