Sunday, October 4, 2009

Vaginas, Again

At dinner:

Girl: Mom, how did I get out of you?

Me: Um, well, mommies have a little tunnel and--

Girl: Did I come out of your butt?

Me: No, girls have a tunnel between the butt and where you pee. That tunnel is where babies come out.

Girl: I'm afraid a baby is going to shoot out of my vagina!!! [with lots of hand movements towards the ceiling]

Me: Well, yes, that's where the tunnel is, but no, it doesn't quite shoot out, and you don't really have to worry about that.

Husband (interrupting): So, you guys get to go on an airplane with mommy this week!


TKW said...

She is quite precocious! Giggling...

The Steel Magnolia said...

Wow, right at the dinner table, huh?!

baxie said...

Nice redirection from the hubby!

Anonymous said...

oh hey, i see a pattern. Butt + Vagina = Bagina.

Someday she'll ask you what comes outta yer butt. You tell her rainbows and skittles.