The Girl's First Invention

To reproduce the invention, you will need:

• One baby doll
• One (or two) pairs of small skivvies (a.k.a. underpants)
• One small juice box with straw
• One long ribbon
• a little time alone in your bedroom
  

Put the skivvies on the baby doll. Stick the juice box upside down in the back of the skivvies with the straw sticking out the leg hole (near the butt). Secure the contraption with ribbon.

Then, go into living room, find your father, say, "Look, Daddy." Put the doll's butt up by Daddy's face, and squeeze the juice box. Listen to gurgle of juicy air, and delight at Daddy's surprise.

Voila! The farting baby doll.

P.S. I would SO love to include a photo with this post, but my camera is still MIA.