Thursday, November 19, 2009

The Girl's First Invention

To reproduce the invention, you will need:

  • One baby doll
  • One (or two) pairs of small skivvies (a.k.a. underpants)
  • One small juice box with straw
  • One long ribbon
  • a little time alone in your bedroom
Put the skivvies on the baby doll. Stick the juice box upside down in the back of the skivvies with the straw sticking out the leg hole (near the butt). Secure the contraption with ribbon.

Then, go into living room, find your father, say, "Look, Daddy." Put the doll's butt up by Daddy's face, and squeeze the juice box. Listen to gurgle of juicy air, and delight at Daddy's surprise.

Voila! The farting baby doll.

P.S. I would SO love to include a photo with this post, but my camera is still MIA.

9 comments:

TKW said...

That kid is a freaking genius.

Contemporary Troubadour said...

Brilliant! Now that rig needs patenting.

Anonymous said...

All farts need ribbon. I agree.
jc

What Now? said...

That's hilarious!

Ink said...

Ha! times a thousand...

Gaga said...

I have very funny grandchildren:)

Dr. No said...

This could be the hot new toy of X-Mas 2009!

--ginger. said...

She's a genius like her Ma. A seriously excellent invention.

Good Enough Woman said...

You know, maybe we SHOULD look into a patent! Shhhh, don't give away our secret about the Farting Baby Doll.