Sunday, August 1, 2010

Post-Dinner Exchange

Girl: "Mama, Can I sit on your vagina?"
Hubby: "Uh, that's what we usually call a lap."

10 comments:

Caz said...

God that's hilarious!!!

Academic, Hopeful said...

That is GOLD - one of the funniest things I have heard in a fair while...

Please make sure it features on a party invitation when she's old enough.

C. Troubadour said...

GEW, I think you need to enable a page or a tag or something to collect these Vagina Dialogues in one place because they are hilarious. May I point out this one and this one and this one too -- that last one is my favorite to date.

The Steel Magnolia said...

Oh, my! Perhaps this is why Hubby is skeeved by my teaching the children the correct names for their body parts! He keeps pointing out how weird (and perhaps illegal) it would sound to have her say to someone, for instance, "I like it when Mommy lets me sit on her vagina." Oh, well--it makes for funny stories, eh?

Anonymous said...

Um, yeah. I got nuthin.
*blink* *blink* *blink*

I hope AH means when she's like 90. Anything before that would be mortifying.
jc

TKW said...

That's a keeper!

Good Enough Woman said...

As CT has observed, we do have a lot of funny "Vagina Dialogues" around here. The cause? The Girl thinks "vagina" is one of the most beautiful words she knows. Thus, she likes to say it a lot.

Ink said...

LMAO!!!!

And re: the widget, you make it and get the code at LT (I'm trying to remember where...somewhere on the main page, on the right near the top is the option that takes you there...if you don't see it, let me know and I'll retrace my steps. I think I originally did a search for "widget" to find it.)

Once you choose your design, you copy the code and add that code to your sidebar as an HTML element...

The Thirty-Something Bride said...

Hubby should have said:

"No, that's where Daddy sits."

loveskidlit said...

HAhaha! Our version was a long (not to be gone into here) discussion of what the "technical terms" for things are. Son: So, what's the technical term for penis? Daughter: Weenie.